See this extremely interesting letter of acceptance in an IEEE Conference
They accepted this paper:
The title of the paper was really very funny (A Statistical Method For Women That Can Help Our Sexual ducation)
As you can see, opening this link, except the title and the Abstract
all the other pages were full of porn photos.
The automatic acceptance of the ..."paper" some hours after its submission
proves that nobody open this PDF file!!!!
Do you want to be IEEE fellow?
If yes, then make what Prof. Gevers have done
See the following two posts that can show you what is the procedure of being IEEE Fellow!